Even though it won, it lost

**Breaking News**
Del Mar, CA - Due to social pressures, Facial Hair for the Cure was cancelled. Participants of the program were overheard saying, "I just don't know what to do with out my Conquistador. I'm like Sampson. You know from the Bible. He cut his hair and BAM he lost all of his power."

Authorities from the 3 Day are still confident that completion of the walk is possible.